30th April 2010

Happy Bloody Friday! And a very happy May Eve to everyone (the eve before Summer!).

Gordon Brown - what a wally, eh?! To be fair, she was a rather big titted woman.

Did you know that it's impossible to fart more than 33 feet underwater? Also, the French invented the driving test, and the Mona Lisa has no eyebrows!

This week's Quiz For A Pint - how many people have died in outer space?

Weekend weather not good - rain on Saturday, cold on Sunday, but no work on Monday, woooo!

R

23rd April 2010

Happy Bloody Friday! A comedy special this week!

Apparently the Icelandic economy's final wish was to have its ashes spread over.

ICELAND: "We said we want CASH not ASH!"

Did you hear about the judge who had no fingers? Justice Thumbs.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

My girlfriend just texted me saying that she'd put a whole lemon up her hoo-ha. It might not seem like such a big deal, except she's dyslexic!

Lastly... Hats off to Iceland; first they go bankrupt, and then they set the island on fire. Anyone else smell the mother of all insurance frauds?!

Weekend weather - 18-19deg, hitting the 20's next week!

R :)

16th April 2010

Happy Bloody Friday! And a happy 71st birthday to the late Dusty Springfield. What's brown and makes a shitty mess fo everything? Gordon Brown!

Did you know that there are more Christians in China than in Italy? And that 'lutraphobia' is the fear of otters!

This week's Quiz For A Pint- solidus, caret and pilcrow are all types of what? Last week - shame on all who said that Long John Silver's parrot was called Polly! It's actually Captain Flint.

Weekend weather- warm Saturday, cooler on Sunday but staying dry.

Stay young!

R

9th April 2010

Happy Bloody Friday! I could get used to this 4-day week lark. Pirate special.... ARRRRRR!

Did you know that pirates used to be self-conscious of their lower back hair and that no-one knows why the flag is called the Jolly Roger. Today, get this into a conversation; "Avast ye!" - it means, "Stop, pay attention!"

This week's Quiz For A Rum - what was Long John Silver's parrot called? Last week - Lassie was first shown in 1943!

Weekend weather - lush, with highs of 17deg. Get the SPF40 out!

R

2nd April 2010

Happy Bloody Good Friday! time to get the hot-cross buns at the ready! Did you know that horse-racing is banned in the UK today?

This week's Quiz For a Pint - what year was the first Lassie film? Clue: the TV programme came much later. Last week's QFAP - sanguinary is prepared to lose blood.

What do you call an Irish double-glazing salesman? Paddy O'Doors! My Czech girlfriend did the hoovering yesterday - took her 5 hours! turns out she's actually Slovak.

Bank Holiday weekend weather - wet, warmer from Monday.

R