Happy Bloody Friday! A comedy special this week!
Apparently the Icelandic economy's final wish was to have its ashes spread over.
ICELAND: "We said we want CASH not ASH!"
Did you hear about the judge who had no fingers? Justice Thumbs.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
My girlfriend just texted me saying that she'd put a whole lemon up her hoo-ha. It might not seem like such a big deal, except she's dyslexic!
Lastly... Hats off to Iceland; first they go bankrupt, and then they set the island on fire. Anyone else smell the mother of all insurance frauds?!
Weekend weather - 18-19deg, hitting the 20's next week!
R :)
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